Established - 1988
The members of MLC&AH strive to provide the highest level of professional entertainment around. For over 30 years Midlife Crisis & the Alimony Horns has been performing unique, popular and recognizable dance music to thousands of listeners and dancers having a great time. Since 1988 MLC&AH has played in 100's of venues from Ontario, Canada to the San Juan Islands in Washington State. They continue to have an active booking schedule and play mostly in venues throughout the Pacific Northwest. Delivering a diverse mix of popular favorite tunes and a few originals that they have created over the years they always load up the dance floor and keep the audience tapping their feet.  For bookings call the Crisis line: (360) 424-2310

We'll be performing  in Canoes Lounge

Saturday evening from 5:00 PM till 8:00 PM.

We have moved our annual Valentines Party to the Swinomish Casino Event Center. (non smoking)

Saturday evening from 8:00 PM till 12:00 PM. Doors open at 7:00 PM, Tickets will be $10.00 per person and are now available at the Casino.

includes Appetizers & Dessert, No Host Bar and a great time. Limited seating and block of rooms available.Use code Midlife Crisis 19 for discounted room rates. info: Block of discounted rooms also available at Fidalgo Country Inn, Anacortes at Sharpes Corner. (360) 293-3494

Midlife Crisis And The Alimony Horns Classic Rock & Roll

The Skagit Casino Resort              Bow, WA

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April 20th, 2019

Classic Rock & Roll

Since 1988

Annual Valentines Party Event        Swinomish Casino & Lodge      Event Center Anacortes, WA

March 16th, 2019

Booking info


See our Extended Bookings page for additional Gig Dates

Tulalip Casino Resort

Canoes Lounge  

Tulalip, WA

April 12th & 13th, 2019

Eaglemont Fireweed Terrace   Mount Vernon, WA

We'll be performing in the Winners Lounger. Friday and Saturday nights from 9:00 PM till 1:00 AM both nights.

Get your Irish on for Saint Paddy's day! We'll be performing at the Fireweed Terrace , Lounge Saturday night,  from 8:00 PM till 11:00 PM.

February 16th, 2019

Midlife Crisis and the Alimony Horns official website