Midlife Crisis and the Alimony Horns official website

Established - 1988
The members of MLC&AH strive to provide the highest level of professional entertainment around. For over 30 years Midlife Crisis & the Alimony Horns has been performing unique, popular and recognizable dance music to thousands of listeners and dancers having a great time. Since 1988 MLC&AH has played in 100's of venues from Ontario, Canada to the San Juan Islands in Washington State. They continue to have an active booking schedule and play mostly in venues throughout the Pacific Northwest. Delivering a diverse mix of popular favorite tunes and a few originals that they have created over the years they always load up the dance floor and keep the audience tapping their feet.  For bookings call the Crisis line: (360) 424-2310

Tulalip Casino Resort

Canoes Lounge  

Tulalip, WA

Midlife Crisis And The Alimony Horns Classic Rock & Roll

Swinomish Casino & Lodge     Anacortes, WA

Classic Rock & Roll

Since 1988

December 14th& 15th, 2018

We'll be performing in the Winners Lounge   Friday and Saturday night, from 9:00 PM till 1:00 AM both nights.

Want MLC&AH to perform at your venue? Click here to contact us.

January 26th, 2019

Annual Valentines Party Event        Swinomish Casino & Lodge      Event Center Anacortes, WA

Booking info


See our Extended Bookings page for additional Gig Dates

Skagit Resort Casino           Winners Lounge                    Bow, WA

We'll be performing on the Main Stage adjacent to the Sports Bar. Friday and Saturday nights from 9:00 PM till 1:00 AM both nights.

February 16th, 2019

We have moved our annual Valentines Party to the Swinomish Casino Event Center. (non smoking)

Saturday evening from 8:00 PM till 12:00 PM. Tickets will be $10.00 per person and will be available at the Casino the 1st week of December.

includes Appetizers & Dessert, No Host Bar and a great time. Limited seating and block of rooms available.Use code Midlife Crisis 19 for discounted room rates. info: swinomishcasinoandlodge.com

We'll be performing  in Canoes Lounge

Saturday evening from 5:00 PM till 8:00 PM.

January 11th & 12th, 2019