Schedule:

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We'll be back performing in the Portage Bay Lounge Saturday night from 9:00 PM till 1:00 AM.

Midlife Crisis And The Alimony Horns Classic Rock & Roll

Classic Rock & Roll

Since 1988

Established - 1988
The members of MLC&AH strive to provide the highest level of professional entertainment around. For over 30 years Midlife Crisis & the Alimony Horns has been performing unique, popular and recognizable dance music to thousands of listeners and dancers having a great time. Since 1988 MLC&AH has played in 100's of venues from Ontario, Canada to the San Juan Islands in Washington State. They continue to have an active booking schedule and play mostly in venues throughout the Pacific Northwest. Delivering a diverse mix of popular favorite tunes and a few originals that they have created over the years they always load up the dance floor and keep the audience tapping their feet.  For bookings call the Crisis line: (360) 424-2310

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February 8th, 2020

Booking info

February 15th, 2020

2020 Annual Valentines Dance will be at the Swinomish Casino & Lodge in the Event Center again this year. Saturday February 15th from 8:00 PM till 12:00 AM. Tickets now available at https://public.ticketbiscuit.com/swinomishcasino - 1-888-288-8883, $10.00 Per ticket. A block of lodge rooms have been reserved for this event, please use code Midlife Crisis for discounted room rates. This event sold out last year and we anticipate it will sell out again this year so please get your tickets and rooms as soon as possible.. See you there! It's going to be another great night!

February 7th, 2020

Silver Reef Casino 

Ferndale, WA


Comus (private party)

Bellingham, WA

Annual Valentines Dance

Swinomish Casino Event Center      Anacortes, WA

Midlife Crisis and the Alimony Horns official website